This ensures you get to enjoy their reaction. What's that smell? Oh, that's just the smell of victory as they breathe in the stink, read your custom message and save that memory for a lifetime. Now imagine the look on their face when they realize they just inhaled an invisible turd. And once they've breathed in the surprise stench, you're done. It's the perfect way to tell someone how you truly feel without ever having to say a word. This is the perfect way to say Happy Birthday, give someone a Secret Santa Gift or just have a good laugh at another's expense.
I sent one of these to my Dad for his 60th Birthday, we are still laughing about it. Who would have thought you could send a fart in a jar. Long answer: We have seen that many of the principles of flatology are echoes of 17 th century medical science. During the Great Plague of London, the medical establishment contended that the deadly miasma could be neutralized with other varieties of foul air. So they advised people to fart into jars and then open the jar when they thought they had been exposed to the plague.
It remains to seen whether farts can protect against plagues, but in this post, we are interested in the fundamental question of whether farts can in fact be stored in jars. Presumably, the answer to this question depends on the jar and on the stability of the molecules that give farts their smell, primarily hydrogen sulfide H 2 S.
A way to step it up could be to create a valve on a bottle, and link it to a pump that could compress the fart into a sealed container. A suggestion to pump the most air into the container without pumping any water would be to use a very narrow tube with a reverse funnel to guide your farts towards it. The narrower the tube, the bigger the distance between the water and the pump's intake, to the easiest it is to avoid pumping too much.
That way, you could easily keep accumulating and compressing farts, and they would be ready for release at a later time. I can think of many good design suggestions. Since farts are not very voluminous, I suggest eliminating as much dead space as possible in the design. For example, the container could be placed directly against the end of the tube with a one way valve. Maybe at first it could even be put under vacuum so it wouldn't be filled with normal air. An other way would be to make a container that has as close to zero volume at first, but that would expend as it gets filled with farts.
Passed a certain point, the container wouldn't expand any more, and the pressure inside would start building up. The easiest starting point for that would be to use a syringe. Suck the fart into the syringe, then transfer it to something else. Fart purity is important.
Think of all the awesome things you could do with pressurized farts! Reply 2 years ago. This is what I later came up with to the delight of my nephew. It works! We even got a beautiful blue flame when we lit the gas on fire as it was exiting the "fart pod". A woman who has a contraption to collect all-natural cow farts did offer to team up with the jart creators, says Steena—but it didn't pan out. If you'd like to save your money and send your own personal brand of fart to someone you love to hate, Steena recommends eating a lot of broccoli and beans beforehand.
Cedric thinks that the home-brewed fart could last long enough to gift within a couple of days, but he says that his jarts probably last a bit longer. All gifs courtesy of giphy. Weight Loss. United States.
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